Sep 18, 2006
Pick a Card, Any Card
Better yet, at some point I might find a good, free barcode generator online, print everything on a piece of paper and laminate it for durability. That'll be the best space saver yet. After all, should I want my butt any more lumpy than it has to be?
Maybe you could have them tattooed on your forehead or hand. Get a "666" while you're at it for overall effect. :)
Posted by: Joseph H. Vilas | Sep 18, 2006 5:35:07 PM
Why spoil its beautiful lines?
Posted by: Marianne | Sep 18, 2006 9:45:11 PM
Lumpy Butt is just no good. I suffer from Hefty Keychain.
Posted by: lastewie | Sep 18, 2006 11:05:14 PM
Marianne, was that a compliment to my face (or maybe hand)? If so, thanks!
Posted by: Phil | Sep 19, 2006 12:28:51 PM
No honey, it was a compliment to your streamlined butt! (of course, your face and hands are also compliment worthy)
Posted by: marianne | Sep 20, 2006 6:43:49 AM
Best antidote to Lumpy Butt Syndrome: redesigned wallet.
Meet the All-Ett. I've got a couple of them (one regular, one passport-sized for travel) and they rock. Dirt cheap, made of nylon sailcloth, for all intents and purposes indestructible. So thin that they are mailed to you in a standard business envelope.
Posted by: Barry Campbell | Sep 25, 2006 10:47:55 PM